The Gospel According to Jacob Rees-Mogg
- October 03, 2017
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- Matt
And so it came to pass that in the year 2017 there was great confusion in the land of Albion, and much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongst the tribe of Tory following the failure of May’s snap election and the pessimistic voices whispering calumnies in the shadows about her future and abilities. And yea, even as the pound continued to ‘fluctuate’ and Monarch announced that its birds would no longer take wing, and the mad King Herrod slapped a 219 percent tariff on the birds that Bombardier maketh, and the...
Batons versus Ballots: On the Catalan Referendum
- October 02, 2017
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- Matt
The “nationalism of small nations” inevitably draws its emotional power from a sense of victimhood and a history of oppression — whether real or imagined. Watching the confiscations of ballot papers in Catalonia over the last week, I was reminded of the raid carried out by 300 Spanish Army officers on the Barcelona offices of...
Mayday! Mayday!
- May 02, 2017
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- Matt
There are some politicians who look better from a distance, and Theresa May is definitely one of them. May and her advisors are clearly aware of this, and they have done their best to shield her anything approaching close scrutiny. They have refused to let her participate in political debates. In an absurd attempt...
Liberation Day
- March 30, 2017
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- Matt
No matter what the future may bring, those of us who were lucky enough to be alive and British on March 29 2017 will never forget the glorious day when the United Kingdom finally threw off the yoke of the European Union. In the years to come, perhaps very soon, we will hold a national...
Empire 2.0
- March 15, 2017
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- Matt
In years to come, historians will look back at the ruins of the country that was once the United Kingdom and wonder what brought about its spectacular and stunning collapse. As they pick their way through the rubble, they will eventually end up in the strange period that we are now living through, in...
Who let the dogs out? Brexit
- September 12, 2016
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- Matt
More than two months after the Brexit referendum, the surge in hate crime and racism unleashed by the referendum shows no sign of abating, and the politicians who did so much to help bring it about continue to deny any responsibility for it. Farage has done this on various occasions, and now MEP and arch-Brexiter...
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